Showing posts with label What to Watch and What NOT to Watch. Show all posts
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What to Watch -- Movie Reviews of 3 Netflix Rom Coms You Haven't Already Seen!

What to watch and what NOT to watch -- movie reviews of romantic comedies streaming free on Netflix!  Rom coms you haven't seen already -- something new to stream online!  Great movies, and a terrible one too, review of Blind Date, Timer, Sliding Doors, and Cafe Society, via Devastate Boredom
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Going to have to remember these movies! -- What to Watch and What NOT to Watch -- movie reviews of romantic comedies streaming free on Netflix!  Sweet, funny clever and thoughtful rom coms you haven't seen already -- something new to stream online!  Great movies, and a terrible one too, review of Blind Date, Timer, Sliding Doors, and Cafe Society, via Devastate Boredom


I'm squeezing in this non-holiday post right before the allure of pie and tinsel becomes TOO irresistible... Lately my husband and I have had some good luck finding new movies to watch on Netflix, and I thought I'd share!

The "Watch" recommendations below are all romantic comedies currently available to stream free on Netflix -- but you can always check your local library too!  The links are to amazon so you can check them out there as well if you prefer.  The "Don't Watch" recommendation isn't currently streaming (I suffered through it in the theater a few months ago) but since I'm telling you NOT to watch it, I thought you wouldn't mind.  ;)


What to watch....

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Stuff on My Mind Lately... Ice Cream Sandwiches, Beauty and the Beast, Parks & Rec Reruns on Netflix!

I just know y'all have been wondering what's been on my mind lately, right?  

Well, I will tell you.  

Really, really profound stuff.

Like ice cream sandwiches.

So. Good.  These Coolhaus ones are expensive but delicious!


Stuff on my mind lately -- Coolhaus ice cream sandwiches review, Parks & Rec, Beauty and the Beast trailer, fun randomness!

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Watch / DON'T Watch - Scary Movie Edition! Halloween #FridayFrivolity

Halloween horror movie reviews -- the WATCH vs DON'T Watch verdicts!  Scary fun films Cabin in the Woods and The Visit, from Joss Whedon and M. Night Shyamalan.

I'm a week behind on #FridayFrivolity themes this installment, since the rest of the lovely hosts are doing "Crazy Costumes" and I'm still on "scary movies"... but being a little behind is kinda just how life is right now for me, so I hoped y'all wouldn't mind!  For my "Scary Movies" post, I thought I would do a WATCH vs DON'T Watch, along the same lines as my READ / DON'T Read book review posts... the movies I picked might seem a little random, but one of them I saw over the summer and hated so much that I've been dying to write about rofl, so this post just kinda fell into place from there.


Our movies up for discussion are....

The Visit and Cabin in the Woods.  

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Stuff I've Been Thinking About Lately.... The Art of Zen via Coloring, Faulty Puppy Waste Disposal Units, and Downton Abbey

Stuff On My Mind Lately...


The Art of Zen via Coloring

YES, it's official, I'm on the coloring bandwagon. 


Don't hate!  :P  And jump on, it actually IS amazingly calming...  This is my favorite book, pretty designs and wonderful mottos  / mantras.  Here are 

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Dystopian Bromance and Zombies! Maze Runner 2: The Scorch Trials, A Post-Apocalyptic Movie Review

A quick summary of the first Maze Runner, in case you didn't see it... it is a dystopian fantasy that kinda reminded me of The Hunger Games crossed with Lost.  A group of teenage boys (and one teenage girl) is dropped into a shifting maze full of dangerous creatures, and forced to fight for their lives while trying to discover how to solve the maze and get out.  Sounds Hunger-Gamey, right?  The Lost part is that they have to figure out how to survive, build their own society, etc, while constantly knowing that they are being watched, and that they are there for a reason they don't understand yet.  The first movie was pretty fun, so my husband and I figured the second might be equally entertaining.

Here's the run down on the sequel, Maze Runner: Scorch Trials.  


Maze Runner 2 Scorch Trials, Zombie Dystopian Post-Apocalyptic Movie, reviewed by Devastate Boredom


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Amy Schumer's Trainwreck -In Which LeBron James Watches Downton Abbey and A Cheerleading Routine Wins Your Man Back - A Movie Review



My husband and I saw Amy Schumer's new (well, not so new any more) movie Trainwreck last weekend, and we found ourselves talking about it picking it apart for a day or two afterwards... so I decided that enough thought had been involved to justify a quick review.  ;P  Here's a summary of my ponderings, but beware, lots of spoilers!!

Trainwreck Pros:

  • It's funny.  We enjoyed watching it and laughed a good bit throughout the film.  The "wait, that's so annoying that such-and-such happened" mostly came to mind after we finished viewing.
  • It's sweet.  There are plenty of endearing "aww" moments where you can squeeze your sweetie's hand and feel sentimental.  
  • LeBron James.  SO funny.  Playing himself as adorably chivalrous and comically cheap at the same time, I can see why critics called him Judd Apatow's "secret weapon" for the film. 
  • Tilda Swinton.  I thought it was hilarious to see her in such an unlikely role.... I associate her with characters androgynous and wicked, like secretly evil angel Gabriel in John Constantine and the White Witch in The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.  I know she has been in a ton of other movies, but those are the two that come to mind when I see her.  Having her play a sardonically feminine and garishly made-up magazine executive was an entertaining shift.
Trainwreck Cons (Spoiler Alert!!):
  • Suicide is treated as inevitable.  Amy is basically warned that her father is contemplating suicide.... and her character looks back at the person warning her, blinks a little, and doesn't say or do a thing in response.  Later, after her father DOES kill himself, there is no reference to the fact that she could have done something to prevent it.  Um, if nothing else, she would have felt guilty or conflicted or something.
  • Death forgives all sins.  Amy's above-mentioned father is a total a@@##le.  He cheats on her mother (with all of her female teachers, we are informed), tries to teach his impressionable young daughters that all relationships are doomed from the outset, and is rude and nasty and offensive to everyone he comes in contact with.  Yet all the sudden at his funeral, Amy claims that he always made her feel loved (yea no, never saw that once) and forces everyone present to raise their hands, agreeing that he was "one of their favorite people" despite the fact that he treated them poorly.  This, honestly, is a sentimental cop-out.  All we ever saw from this character was borderline abusive behavior, and an elegy full of lies doesn't make that okay.  
  • Trust is gained via a cheerleading routine.  Aaron eventually tells Amy that he "doesn't feel safe" in their relationship because of the number of guys she slept with before him.  Instead of addressing that and working through it as a couple, they take a relational break... during which she tries to sleep with someone else.  She doesn't succeed, but not because she decides she would rather be faithful to Aaron, but rather because her chosen suitor turns out to be 16 and his mother walks in.  (Seriously??)  Afterwards she gets back together with Aaron, not by honestly addressing his concerns and reestablishing trust, but by donning a cheerleader uniform and doing a dance routine.  *rolls eyes*
  • Married couples are bizarre.  The only married couple we meet in the movie, Amy's sister Kim and her husband, are totally odd.  Well, Kim is sweet and fairly normal, but her husband is quite strange... he and his son from another marriage are constantly with Kim, dressing in matching clothing and speaking in stilted, awkward sentences.  Being married clearly means you must be weird... like, alien from another planet weird.
  • Most of the funniest scenes are in the preview.  Exceptions being the scene where Amy names the fictional teams she roots for ("the Orlando.... Blooms...."), the restaurant scene where the doctor calls for the check, and pretty much every scene with LeBron.  **oops, no, just rewatched the preview and the Orlando Blooms joke is in there too.  Oh well...
If you love Amy Schumer, Judd Apatow, or LeBron James, I would say go ahead and see this movie -- its funny, and it means well.  Just don't hope for a logical story line, or any kind of mature reflection on life and relationships.  But hey, this is a "rom-com" after all, so maybe it was overly idealistic of me to hope for that in the first place?  *sigh*  And yes, I pretty much mull like this over every movie I see; it is something of a curse.  

Can you think of any rom-coms that DO manage to reflect on life and relationships without being cheesy?  I feel like 13 Going on 30 does a pretty good job... any others?  I kind of want to prove to myself that it can be done now, so let me know your recommendations in the comments!  

* the (staged? yea, pretty sure staged) outtakes reel is here, and if you don't mind the R-rating, is pretty hilarious in its own right.



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Hanna and Spreepark, a Journey into Innocence and Decay: A Film Review



We watched Hanna the other night, and I simultaneously enjoyed it very much and was very unsettled by it.  Given that it's a movie about a teenage assassin, the former is probably more surprising then the latter, but oh well.  Part of the appeal for me arose from the fact that it is filmed in several different countries, including Finland, Morocco, and Germany, and that we see them through the eyes of an innocent yet lethal girl, who has been completely isolated from the world for her entire life.  Somehow the sights are more captivating, the people more fascinating, and the colors more intense, juxtaposed as they are with the primitive white wilderness where the film begins.  Towards the end of Hanna we encounter an abandoned theme park in Berlin that I found especially haunting... especially because I vaguely remembered that it was an actual place called Spreepark, photos of which I had seen online in the past (I'll just confess now, I have a morbid weakness for urban decay).  So after the movie ended, I went and googled them up... and spent the next 45 minutes weirdly entranced. Take a look!

In case you're too lazy to click a link, here's a peak:
Spreepark

Flic Flac im Plänterwald

Spreepark
In Hanna, this rollercoaster is a wolf's mouth, a la Little Red Riding Hood.

Spreepark  #01

Schwanenfamilie im Spreepark

I'll just tell you now, an evening of Hanna + an hour spent glued to photos of abandoned Spreepark = really, REALLY weird dreams that night.

As it turns out, Spreepark has quite a sullied history, complete with a bankrupt owner who smuggled amusement park rides to Peru, which seems rather fitting given the violence it witnesses in Hanna.  Abandoned in 2002, the amusement park's website is even still in existence.  It's currently fenced off rather thoroughly as I understand it, and there may or may not be a caretaker who lives there with a dog to keep out nosy tourists and photographers, so if you're planning a spur-of-the-moment trip to Berlin to investigate you may want to keep that in mind.  I wish they would open it for walking tours or something.  As a piece of history and evidence of how nature takes over once people step out, it really is an intriguing site... and of course, it's deliciously creepy too.  Even aside from Hanna, Spreepark certainly will capture the imagination!

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Lost: Across the Sea, aka Jacob and Smoky's crazy goddess mother begats a dysfunctional family

Man, I was really hoping that the episode about Jacob and Smoky-Dude's origins would happen amidst Egyptian statues, with a plethora of black eye liner and maybe even a little human sacrifice... but no, all we got in this episode of Lost was a murderous demi-god recluse, speaking Latin and hiding in the jungle guarding a sacred light.  I mean, it was interesting and all, but I feel like this episode just created new questions.  Among them:
  • Just who WAS the murderous demi-god recluse?  Anybody we know from mythology, or did the writers make her up?
  • Where did she come from?  
  • How did she know all that stuff about the light?  Who was HER mentor?
  • Why was Smoky the "special" one?
  • Will we ever find out his #@%#^ name?
  • Why was Jacob acting like he needed to be held back a couple of grades all through this episode?
  • Why did the murderous recluse demi-god thank Smoky for stabbing her to death?  
  • Is there any possibility that Jacob too wanted to die when Ben stabbed him?  Or did Miles say Jacob was upset when he died?  I forget.
  • Who built the Egyptian statue and why didn't we see it in this episode?
  • Just what kind of "powers" do Jacob (and his foster-mom before him) have?  Some sort of magic immortality-bestowing touch, and the ability to "make it" so that Jacob and Smoky aren't "able" to kill each other... besides that what?
  • At what point did Jacob discover how to leave the island and make appearances in the world across the sea?  
  • Did Smoky finish his wheel system, only to discover that he couldn't leave that way because he had been disembodied by the cave? 
  • How on earth did Jacob beating Smoky bloody (twice) and then knocking him unconscious and dumping him down a "worse-then-death" pit of light NOT count as "hurting" him?  As we had earlier been informed that they couldn't hurt each other?  Seems like there's some double-standards in this "rule."
See what I mean?   All these questions, and the only real information we got out of it was:
  • The "Adam and Eve" skeletons aren't Jack and Kate (such a pity!  ;P).  They're Smoky-Dude and his murderous foster-mom.
  • Smoky became an Evil Being almost entirely due to bad luck and the manipulations of his foster-mom.  The only indication given that he wasn't "good" as a child was that he could lie and Jacob couldn't... but his mom still thought that he was going to be the one to guard the light instead of Jacob.  Evil here seems to be an acquired condition.
  • Smoky and Jacob are twin brothers.
  • Demi-gods and immortal beings have dysfunctional families too.
  • I think that's it. 
Anything I missed??  All I can say is... sheesh.  And only one more new episode before the finale!!  Anybody heard new theories on how it will end now that we know a little bit more about the backgrounds of Jacob and Smoky?  And do any of y'all feel any differently towards our twin pals after watching Across the Sea?  I think my feels remain more or less unchanged... I just sort of feel more sympathetic for everybody.  ;P
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Lost: The Candidate, aka, mourning the death of our friends as the tension grows...

Sheesh!  Last night turned out to be quite the emotional rollercoaster.  There was a great deal more poignancy and pain going on in this last episode of Lost then there has been since Ben told Ilana that he believed Smokey-Dude was the only one who would forgive him.  And I'm pretty sure that all of America would agree with me that the shot of the Kwan's hands drifting apart underwater was pretty much heart-wrenching even if you didn't know the story, and hadn't invested five years in their characters... which of course, we all had. :(

It does seem particularly unfair that after spending so much time getting back to each other, Sun and Jin would then proceed to die together within hours after their reunion.

The LA reality's version of Locke and his dad as guilt-ridden and comatose, respectively, is particularly fascinating...  how does that fit with Sawyer's search for Anthony Cooper?  I'm guessing Cooper is still a bad bad man, but Locke just doesn't know it?

 Other points of interest:
  • Whether or not Kate's name was written with the others on the roof of the cave has been a point of debate since we saw those names for the very first time.  Now we find out that it was there, but crossed out.  I'm so curious about what could have gotten her eliminated!  Though come to think of it, I had thought for a while that the cave could have been Smoky-Dude's list and not Jacob's (dark-cave vs light-house, remember?) so who knows.
  • Sayid wasn't completely evil after all!  I was so busy being happy about his heroic redemption, I barely remembered to be sad that he died.... oops.
  • So far, multiple people from Oceanic 316 have encountered one another in the LA reality without having regained memories of their island existence. I wonder what the trigger is then?  Some people on the message boards thought it was connected to the person you had loved on the island (Hurley and Libby, Charlie and Claire, Desmond and Penny) but how would that work then with, say, Rose and Bernard, or Jin and Sun, who already are living and loving together in the LA reality?
  • So... what IS Widmore's goal? Did he lock up Sawyer and the others to try to protect them from Smoky-Dude? Is his goal to see Jacob's successor emerge, or does he just want to kill Psuedo-Locke?  I guess a lot of that will become known once we find out what he wants with poor Desmond.
  • Ok y'all... what HAVE Ben and Richard been doing all this while?  I mean, besides working on their tans, which we know happens all the time on the island just by default...
  • This is just idle curiosity, but how was Psuedo-Locke going to try to kill all the candidates had Widmore not planted that bomb so conveniently?  ALSO, would the bomb have gone off had Sawyer listened to Jack and just let it be???
I'm definitely doubly invested in the idea of the island reality somehow meshing with the LA reality at the end of this season now!  I keep clinging to what the writers said in a podcast a while back about parallel universes colliding... fingers crossed that they come through for us!

Did I miss anything important??  Theories and opinions please!  :)
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LOST: Dr. Linus... Redemption for Ben, answers from Richard, and a theory about Napoleon!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I found this episode REALLY satisfying. Actually, usually when I love an episode everybody else hates it, so, um, opinions anyone?

But yeah, I loved the opening, with Dr. Linus discussing Napoleon exile on the island of Elba, and his struggle to reconcile himself to life without power... it was a beautiful parallel for Linus' struggles in the island reality. I loved seeing the LA Linus interacting with Roger, Alex, and Locke, and, oh my GOSH, it was a huge aHA! moment for me when Roger mentioned the Dharma initiative!! Besides the opening shot of the Dharma village underwater at the beginning of the season, there hadn't been any real clues thus far regarding to what extent it had actually existed in this reality... now we have more of an indication! Why do you think the two of them left? And Horace and Ben seemed to have a very caring relationship in the LA reality, which was also refreshing.

And it just got better from there! Lots of suspense culminating to a really emotionally satisfying reveal about Ben's continuing grief and guilt over Alex -- he almost had me crying when he said that Locke was the only one who would have him now. After the long darkness of the last episode, I was really ready for the hopeful notes we found in this one, and for the redemption of Ben's character.

The interactions with Richard were also great; he's finally becoming less of an enigma and more of a person. His bitterness over Jacob's betrayal (by dying, when Richard himself cannot?) leading to Jack's sudden faith in Jacob's Plan felt very real... Though Jack seems to have a death wish himself lately, what with all the pills he's been swallowing and dynamite he's been lighting. Also, isn't it pretty clear now that Richard did indeed arrive on the Black Rock? I'm guessing it was a prisoner transport. Or, in a somewhat more gruesome/complicated twist, that he was a slaver whose ship crashed; his prisoners escaped and left him chained in his own hold, and he was freed by Jacob to redeem himself from the evil life he used to lead.

We also had some more discussion about the candidates: Ilana affirmed that the idea is indeed to find "candidates to replace Jacob." She also says that there are six left. Any guesses on who? I'm guessing: 1) Jack, 2) Sawyer, 3), Kate, 4) Jin, 5) Sun, 6) Hurley. On the forums people are also guessing Miles, Lapidus, Claire, and Sayid. However, Claire and Sayid seem pretty committed to the dark side to me, and Jacob didn't try to get Miles out of the temple before the massacre... I suppose if the six was the Oceanic 6 then Lapidus might be a candidate too, especially if he was originally meant to be the pilot of the plane. Thoughts? EDIT: Oh crap, what if Ben is still a candidate and the whole thing with Ilana was a really elaborate test?? Bahaha that'd be great. The only problem being, of course, that I think his name was already crossed out in the cave.

Now that I've had a chance to do a little more thinking, were the Napoleon references also supposed to be a parallel for Smokey's story? Exiled to the island... Pseudo-Locke claimed that that was his situation an episode or two ago. Struggling to get off the island and regain power is also exactly what Smoky is trying to do right now. He claimed that he was formerly a man; it would be FABULOUS if he turned out to be the spirit of Napoleon. ;P

What have I missed?? There was so much this episode that I know there's something... Oh, the return of WIDMORE!! I can't even begin to speculate on what all that implies, but I assume his was the arrival Jacob told Hurley about at the lighthouse. I need theories and opinions, STAT!! :)
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LOST!! "The Substitute" -- New Information about Jacob, the Smoke Monster Shapeshifter, and other mind-blowingness...

If only my professors were also Lost fans, they would kindly assign us less homework for Wednesdays, so as to give me more time to watch and then analyze the show... but no such luck.

So, let's go over this brief-like, and I'll probably post again later with lots of links to all my favorite folks who are funnier and/or smarter then me. (Though I'll pretend that that's only the case because they have more time on their hands at the moment. Gotta save face somehow...)

Lots of interesting bits and pieces filtering through to us this episode about Jacob and The Shadow Shapeshifter Dude! The thing I feel like we have to really keep in mind with all of it though, is that "filtering" bit -- it's all coming to us filtered through The Shadow Man in this episode. Our new information includes:
  • Shadow Dude's shapeshifting days are over (per Ilana, who seemed pretty confident), yet he can still morph into the smoke monster at will.
  • Jacob had everyone's names carved into the roof of his cave. Any opinions on whether that cave "lies in the shadow of the statue"?
  • Jacob was "protecting" the island, and wants somebody to take over for him. Which reminds me of Willy Wonka to be perfectly honest.
  • Shadow Man claims that Jacob was manipulating and controlling everyone to bring them to the island. My one problem with that is that I think it was implied that he brought John Locke back to life after he was thrown out of the window; that isn't so much manipulation as it is straight miracle. What makes this even more interesting to me, is that at least in the case of Locke, Jacob brought life, and Shadow Man brought death, through orchestrating his death during the flashes when the island was skipping through time. (Cuz correct me if I'm wrong, but the Locke who stepped in and instructed Richard with the whole "John, you're gonna have to die" thing, was actually Psuedo-Locke, and not real Locke at all)
  • Shadow Man is definitely not the ultimate authority on the island, even with Jacob gone. He seemed genuinely unnerved when he saw the child in the forest. Ok, question here, in that first glimpse of the little blonde boy, does it look like his hands are bleeding? You know, like... stigmata?? If so, I feel like that points to him being Jr. Jacob. Thoughts?
  • Shadow Man claims to have been human once upon a time, and that he is trapped and just wants to be free. He needs Sawyer to do this... just like he needed Ben to kill Jacob. For being so destructive, when you come down to it he's actually kind of helpless.
  • As symbolized by the scale and the dark and light rocks, Shadow Man and Jacob balanced each other out, like yin and yang, but Shadow Man believes he's eliminated Jacob from the equation.
  • Ilana collects Jacob's ashes. Ashes -> phoenix?? Significant perhaps? Or maybe she just wanted to scatter them somewhere... but I'd guess there's more to it then that.
My best prediction:
Jacob isn't guarding the island from the world... he's guarding the world from the island. Let's be honest, from smoke monster to mysterious destructive energy, from skipping through time and wreaking havoc on people's brains, to folks who apparently have the power to revive the dead and/or assume their shape, there's a lot on the island to be protected from.

Ideas & Points I like from the Lost forum:
  • Sawyer is pulling a long-con on Shadow Man, and will be the one who defeats him in the end.
  • Shephard's number was 23 -- Psalm 23 is the famous "The Lord is my shephard" psalm...
  • Richard is no longer immortal now that Jacob is dead.
I'll probably post again later with links, extra ideas, etc. :) Let me know your thoughts!!
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LOST Befuddlement, aka Claire Rousseau?? and zombie Sayid needs killing.


So, y'all remember last week when I said I was kind of disappointed?

I take it back.

Last week was awesome. I loved last week. It's this week I'm disappointed in. ;P

Just kidding, but seriously... Sayid's "resurrection" turned out to not be quite what it had seemed, despite Jacob insisting that he just HAD to get better... maybe it needed to happen not in the "we have to save Sayid!!" way, but in the "this will trigger a chain of events that must take place for some other purpose" sort of way.

I did enjoy seeing the post-crash Claire in LA, and her and Kate's little unfolding friendship there... like I said, we love this show because of the web of interwoven lives. If they want to keep us engaged in this parallel universe, they need to start weaving.

Really, nothing happened this episode besides that... and... the appearance of the blond reincarnation of Rousseau!! Complete with rock traps, indiscriminate bulls-eye shooting, and no doubt a "what did they do with my child??" complex. Despite this weird history-repeating-itself thing, I'm overjoyed to see Claire! I hold out hope for her still, despite the Other-Others (I'm going to start calling them the Barefoot Others) claiming that she had become infected with evil that destroyed her entirely. I guess we'll just wait and see now won't we...

Which reminds me, do we think it's safe to assume that the Barefoot Others are the ones who stole the children in the first season?

And last but not least, did Jack seriously not cough up that pill? Are we supposed to believe that he's poisoned now? I was watching the episode with my pal Gretchen, and she and I both thought he had spit it out until Barefoot Others were giving him tea and looking worried. So are we supposed to be afraid for his life or something? I'm actually more afraid that he'll end up NOT dying, in some kind of "oh wow, you're the Chosen One!!" way -- I'm kind of sick of Jack having missions.

I'm trying to remember if I've forgotten anything... the only other thing I remember being struck by is that during the whole time Nasty Barefoot Other was bitching at Kate, all I could do was think, "Hey look, it's the guy from Always Sunny in Philadelphia!" and feel mildly entertained by the association. Which I don't think is what they were going for...

So anybody want to fill me in on all the massive amazing symbolism I totally missed? Please please, point out something that will make me less inclined to go picket the Lost writers' houses with Stop Disappointing Me signs.

And don't get me wrong, I still love Lost. I'm just griping in the way that an old grandmother might gripe because she expected her grandson to be president, and he's only running for mayor. But hey, I still totally believe he could be suddenly elected president at any moment... and hopefully one week from tonight. ;P


For the next few weeks, my demands are as follows:
  • Sawyer discovers something good to live for. A message in a bottle from Juliet if needs be... I'm really not picky at this point.
  • Claire sits down and has an emotionally satisfying, hopefully redemptive chat with Jin, and does NOT go scurrying off into the jungle, to disappear for another four or five episodes.
  • Jin is reunited with Sun. They gaze soulfully into one another's eyes, and all of America tears up a little.
  • We see Daniel Faraday. It can be in the parallel universe... I just miss him.
  • Jack dies. Or doesn't die, because the "poison" turns out to be magic dust that turns him into Jacob. Hey, if he has to be the Chosen One again, let's make it good...
  • Kate finds a NEW love interest. I vote Zen Master Yoda back in Shangri La, just because that would be hilarious... (an idea also suggested independently over at Green Jello, so by the Great Minds principle you KNOW it has merit)
  • And last but not least, Ben realizes that having killed Jacob he's also capable of killing Pseudo-Locke, so he goes ahead and offs him and solves that little problem once and for all.
  • Richard gives everybody the magic elixir of eternal life, and they all live happily ever after.
Writers, that's your assignment. Please get on it. Kthxbye.

EDIT: If you still haven't gotten your Lost fix for the week, be sure to check out the Lost Valentines and Bingo! Toooo funny. ;)

EDIT AGAIN: OMG, if you like Lost you HAVE to go read the recap over at Kisatrtle's Kreative Korner... I laughed so hard!! And believe me, funny enough to make me use caps, bold, and exclamation points all in one sentence is pretty dang funny.
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Life in All It's Complexities: A Review of Pixar's UP

I have been a steadfast fan of all things Pixar from Toy Story to The Incredibles all the way up through Wall-E, reveling in the witty humor, clever film making, and enthusiastic affirmations of life, love, and family, that each embodies.

Needless to say, I went in to UP with high expectations... but I certainly wasn't expecting to start sobbing two minutes after the film started rolling! Who thinks to cry in a kids' movie? And during a 5-minute nearly-silent intro at that? Certainly not me, I'm not that much of a softy... but if Wall-E proved anything, it proved that Pixar can skillfully convey emotion even when words are at a premium. If you've seen the preview of UP, you already know that the hero is a senior citizen of the very crabbiest variety, who ends up whisked off in lively, unlikely, airborne adventure to mysterious lands. But the film itself starts with that hero shown as a child of eight or nine, and rapidly takes us through the course of his life with hardly any words after the initial opening sequence. We meet the rapscallion childhood sweetheart who later becomes his beautiful wife, we see their hopes and dreams and daily struggles... We see them age, and we see him crippled with grief when he loses her. Then the movie I had been expecting from the preview finally began.

And by then I was crying copiously, bawling even. SHEESH! was my thought as the opening credits rolled.

Over the course of the following hour and a half, the film did indeed end up fulfilling my initial expectations of humor ("SQUIRREL!"), gorgeous, clever film making, and lively affirmations of life and hope, but it also reached a level of pathos I hadn't anticipated and left me more than a little emotionally drained. Similar to "real life," there were times in the movie when the poignant drastically outweighed the sweet, and where loneliness was the predominate emotion... yet even so there were adventures to be had, connections to be made, and people (or critters) to be helped. The film ended on that redemptive note, and I think it was meant to be a very happy close. But for me, and perhaps for other people of faith as well, even that didn't feel like enough. Viewers who believe in a greater purpose and a life after death may find that they leave the film feeling a little hollow, because there doesn't seem to be indications of either here. It is certainly true that life is fleeting, but the rapid opening montage and a sense of impending death throughout the film gives UP a heavy edge that prevents it from flying as high as it seems to have been intended.

For children, who are unlikely to pick up on any of these largely implied emotional and metaphysical issues, the film will be a happy-go-lucky romp in a magical land with a gruff but reassuring grandfather-presence to see them safely along the way. And for adults who are able to absorb the message "life is transitory" and translate it into "life is valuable," the film will be a Carpe Diem!! reminder to embrace life in all it's complexity. It is truly impressive that UP is able to reach both audiences so adeptly, but I would still add the caveat that it is better to be aware of the somewhat thorny underlying subtexts before viewing. As someone who can struggle with anxiety and depression, some of the themes were hard for me to digest with equanimity. Nevertheless, UP is a beautiful, moving film, and a balloon-ride well worth taking... one that will stay in your mind long after you leave the theater.

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Forget Cable! Part 1: Free TV the Devestating Boredom Way

...and of course, what I mean by TV "the devastating boredom way" is "just the good stuff, yo!" I know that all my fellow Lost fanatics are already experiencing withdrawals from the lack of a new episode this week (as I was telling my friend at Casablanca, if it turns out that the show is a mind-control device being employed by some kind of cult, I will be among the hopelessly ensnared...) so I figured I'd try to fill in the horrible TV gap until next week with this excellent compilation of (legal) free TV available online. Who needs cable -- you've got me!

(I recommend right-clicking, because as far as I can tell they don't open to new windows from my blog.)

Alphabetically by genre we have:

Drama:
Heroes
Jericho
Kings
Lost

Comedy:
30 Rock
Arrested Development
The Gilmore Girls
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Just Shoot Me
My Name is Earle
The Office
Seinfeld

Mystery (detective/cop shows):
Bones
Burn Notice
Castle
House
Leverage
Lie to Me
Life
Veronica Mars

Sci-fi/Fantasy:
Angel
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dollhouse
Firefly
The Hitchcock Hour
The Medium
Star Trek
The Twilight Zone

Other (aka... if you're desperate):
Friends
Fringe
Monk
Psych

My childhood TV favorites:
Andy Griffith
The Flintstones
Gilligan's Island
I Dream of Jeannie
Scooby-Doo

Can you tell that my family didn't have cable when I was growing up? Also, that I'm a big Joss Whedon fan... I'll be following up later with a post of reviews, but if you interested in some free on-demand TV, or maybe even thinking of phasing out cable altogether, this is the way to go! Until then, if you need me I'll probably be off hiding somewhere, lest my roommate come after me in a rage for putting Friends on the "if you're desperate" list... *gulp*

Note: Let me know if there are any amazing shows that totally need to be on this list, but by some horrible oversight I've left off... I'm always looking to expand my TV repertoire. (dude, I managed to spell repertoire right on the very first try. That's so unlike me...)
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Tons of TV: Lost, Heroes, Life, The Office...

Yesterday I went back to watching TV at work and upped my productivity by at least 30-45%... Its just too boring for me to be able to concentrate on file after file unless part of my brain is distracted from the tedium. So, I have a few updates:

Lost: **spoilers warning** This last episode fulfilled all my expectations... I think it did a great job reestablishing the different tensions and dynamics and moving the story progression forward. I was glad to have a couple of my hunches confirmed with Jin's reappearance (though pretty much everybody knew that one was coming... except my roommate who was very genuinely mourning his tragic demise) and the revelation that Ben was the one behind the vampiric lawyers vanting Aaron's blood. I also loved seeing the young Danielle, and that tie-in, though now that I'm thinking about it makes that whole storyline even more tragic... And oh Sawyer, it's fine to become friends with Juliet and let her play therapist on you (God knows you can use it...) but please don't fall for her. That would just be all kinds of backwards. My dominate emotions at the end of the show were: concern for the nose-bleed bunch, and curiosity as to how/when Charlotte and the psychic-guy were on the island previously, and sadness at the battle-hardened version of Sun. Lovin' the Lost! :P

Hereoes: As skillfully as Lost has hooked me back in, Heroes seems to be trying to do the opposite. This past episode seem primarily designed as a transition, so I haven't completely given up hope... However they're going to really have to make Peter buck up and be a man and Claire shut up and stop being stupid, or they're going to lose me altogether. Still keeping my fingers crossed for Syler's redemption -- they killed their best storyline when they had him revert to evil this last time. Back and forth, back and forth... I'd hate to be behind the show's writers in line at a restaurant, because I'm sure they'd take forever to decide what they wanted. Note to self, when looking at what appears to be a drawing showing the future, don't say, "Oh look, that's us. What's that weird dot on your neck?" Say, "DUCK!"

Fringe: Weird and wiggy as ever. Though in one of the last episodes, a dude turned into a porcupine and it was just kinda stupid and sad, and not actually freaky at all. Lately they have also been relying heavily on the whole "use-the-tank-to-remember-John-Scott's-memories!" trope (dude, they've used it so often, it feels like a trope). It's about time for the characters to stand on their own feet and have their own revelations for pity sake. John Scott has been dead since like the third episode, even though the producers have obviously regretted the decision ever since... Finally please let him rest in peace! I still recommend that you skip this show all together, unless you looooove gory mysteries seemingly birthed after a mating of The X-Files and CSI. Or of course, unless you had a mad crush on Pacey during Dawson's Creek and want to relive the palpitations. I've never been a fan of any of those shows, so I only watch Fringe when I am very, extra, impressively, bored at work.

The Office: Question one. Have there been a lot of chase scenes this season? I feel like there's a lot of running and screaming lately... Question two. When did Jim start being a bit of a goody-goody? I wish he would stop being a wet-blanket and fan the flames of Crazy the way he used to... Question three. Did you feel really attached to Michael, though in a I-still-want-to-hit-him kind of way, at the end of the Roast episode? I thought it harkened back to the endearing days of "When I grow up I want to have lots of children so I'll always have friends..."

My Name is Earl: Goodbye to Joy, Crabman and Earl's illegitimate sons? Say it isn't so... The episode with Joy's toe a while back made me laugh harder than anything in modern media history... and if you've seen it, you know exactly what I'm talking about. So yeah, no leaving the show y'all.

Life: Still no new episodes. Did they cancel this one and not tell me? Please no? Cancel Fringe instead how about... *EDIT* Turns out I just had the night wrong -- a new episode was posted today after all. (WHEW) As always, I enjoyed it -- the show is one of my favorites. Its one of those rare rare things, a detective show that actually can be funny and have intelligent dialogue in addition to solving creepy and/or impossible crimes with class and pizzaz. Plus, the star, Damian Lewis, looks eerily like Steve McQueen, and that's kind of awesome.
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