A Review of The Wedding Wager, or as I would have called it, "A Car Wreck with Destiny"
By Samantha York
As a habitual insomniac, I've seen the wrong side of midnight one too many times. We're not talking about productive, crazy-genius awakeness a la Nikola Tesla. On the contrary, it's stubborn restlessness of mind that refuses to be entertained. In these moments I prowl through the free offerings on Amazon's kindle bookstore, braving archaic texts and the un-famous undead. While I'm not entirely above a Harlequin-esque romance, I generally stick to the ones billed as sweet and clean by reviewers. Although in this case, they entirely missed tagging it as "idiotically unrealistic."
The book is called The Wedding Wager. The gist is as
follows. All alone in the world, freshly discharged from a six month hospital
ordeal following a catastrophic car wreck, 20 something Megan answers an
obscure want ad searching for a "personal secretary." Feeling
alone in the world and like she has no other choice, she hops unquestioningly into the limo
sent for her. Because, after a whole hour spent looking at want ads, she clearly has no
other options. /sarcasm. Does she end up on the 11 pm news? Kidnapped? Sold
into slavery?
No! *spoilers ahead.* She ends up married to a billionaire! A
young handsome billionaire who is going to pay all her hospital bills! All she
has to do is look pretty! And spend his thousands on new designer clothes! And
pretend to love him! Until....surprise! They aren't pretending anymore. It's
worse than Disney princesses, y'all! I kept at it, page after page, hoping for
a plot twist, a surprise, anything. But no deviation from the formula was to be
had. Even an angry, verbally abusive father-in-law could not thwart the moral of
this sugary tale.
And what was the moral of the story? Thousands of dollars in hospital debt
justifies answering sketchy job postings and completely ignoring common sense.
These behaviors never end badly! They end up with billionaire husbands! Now go
forth and conquer, my fellow women!
No really don't. Please don't. I don't want to see your tragic end on my
tv set tonight. Be bold enough to look past the iffy, glitzy offers and make a wise decision instead!
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Ha ha ha!!! That was hilarious, and I loved reading it. Will probably skip this book though. :) Thanks for sharing this at Booknificent Thursday!
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Glad you got a laugh out of it! ;)
DeleteTina, skipping the book would be a smart idea! ;) Glad you enjoyed the review!
DeleteFunny. Indeed. I laughed. I wish life would turn out that way, not. Thanks for linking up at Literacy Musing Mondays. ;)
ReplyDeleteI mean, hey, it would be lovely! But in real life, it would be some kind of scam, at best... ;P
DeleteThe billionaire part I was down with, the calling random numbers and getting into random cars part...not so much. So glad you liked the review!! :)
DeleteI wanna read it right now! Said no thinking woman ever.
ReplyDeleteHaha, don't you hate those kind? I love it- idiotically unrealistic!
Sarah, I'll be back for more, fer sure!
PurpleSlobinRecovery
;) Oh escapism. C'mon, even Disney has a few plot-twists!
DeleteCome back soon!!
I was seriously thinking it should have a warning so that the thinking woman types would know to avoid it altogether! Maybe my wasted time was not in vain. ;)
DeleteI remember watching a Katherine Heigl chick flick once and having these exact feelings! What I wouldn't give to get those 90 minutes back!
ReplyDeleteSo you're saying I should buy this book then? :P
Oooh Katherine Heigl... that would be perfect casting for this one too... great idea! ;P
DeleteHaha this is funny!! I've never seen a book for only $.99 sooooo if that says anything! Thanks for linking up with us :)
ReplyDeleteHehe, oh I know the type all too well! I often think Amazon is punishing me for being such a cheapskate by ensuring the worst titles possible (to my taste) turn up in my recommended ebooks section... :) #fridayfrivolity
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